I thought if I called my wife all the time, she just wouldn't have time to change

Oh, something fell off your car... But you can fuck me

Woke up the girl's sister with a fuck, I gave it to her in the mouth, she wanted to

He called her stupid and tore her pantyhose, so I asked a friend to help

You can't cum from vulgarity alone, stick your dick in and stimulate your ass with your finger

She would have given me in the elevator, but I don't take my bagpipes out in public

Is your pussy sore from being fucked hard? Don't whine, I'll lick it and it'll go away

She won't get off my dick, I cum, she asks for more. Fuck that поделать🤷🏻

Wife almost spotted it, but you still fuck to orgasm - good 💪🏻

So I came inside you, so what? They'll give you equity, look for the upside!

How did my sperm end up on her ass when she came in as a friend?

Mortgage helps - whoosh, and the neighbor below me cums!

You're masturbating and I have a boner. And I haven't fucked you yet, how come?

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Without an ounce of shyness checks out the new vibrator in front of the courier

I'll tell my brother it's for a guy, get him excited and fuck me

My wife sent me a cheating video. Well, I'm going to be a cuckold

One friend girl is being modest, but the other one is swallowing his dick

Brother, stop poking me in the pussy, that's not why I called you

Are you sure you won't show this video to anyone? Okay, here's the pussy

Yeah, I fuck rough, but don't scream like you're being fucked by a whole fucking crowd

Put the bitch's mouth on his dick — she cussed and fucked him herself

Is it her lover fucking her in the throat or her husband? Either way he's cheating